Parents of the world rejoice! Our bestselling How to Traumatize Your Children has been revamped with all-new totally dysfunctional illustrations. This groundbreaking instructional volume teaches you how to give your children the lifelong gifts of mental and emotional damage. Whether you employ the same ruinous techniques your parents used or try out an entirely new approach, you’re bound to succeed!
Learn the latest buzzwords and trends in traumatic parenting!
Choose a personal trauma style—controlling, indulgent, and more!
Parents of the world rejoice! Our bestselling How to Traumatize Your Children has been revamped with all-new totally dysfunctional illustrations. This groundbreaking instructional volume teaches you how to give your children the lifelong gifts of mental and emotional damage. Whether you employ the same ruinous techniques your parents used or try out an entirely new approach, you’re bound to succeed!
Learn the latest buzzwords and trends in traumatic parenting!
Choose a personal trauma style—controlling, indulgent, and more!
Paperback; 4.5 x 6.5 inches; 144 pages
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@stephaniehong i think that it is a joke book.
all you need to do is bring the kid to this world, and normal parenting should do the trick!
Haha !!!
Ha ha. A lot of people must have read this like the bible and followed it word for word. I've seen proof.
I'm going to write a book myself on this very subject :-)
My mom dint need that, u shouldn't either. Over dramatise every consequence!!
parents already screw up kids even when they are trying not to ) :
7?? Geez... I can offer at least 50. thanks, shitty childhood ;)
I will buy!
I'm good with it, but thanks for thinking of my husband, his ex-wives and their genetically challenged offspring...